Questions & Answers

What is your best friend's Dad's name?

Coco Cockatiel never told me his father's name. I think it must've been "Bird".

What body part do you hate?

My tail. I can't get the darn thing to stop wagging.

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?

My Mama. She taught me to go potty on the paper among other things.

What body part do you wash first?

My paws. One must always keep them dainty.

Is your driveway steep?

When I hop aboard the bmw for a ride, it seems so.

How many times have you been cursed at?

I've been called "dumb dog" a few times for leaving dookie everywhere, but I'm sure they meant some other dog.

Which shoe do you put on first?

I don't wear shoes. They make me walk funny.

How old are you?

As old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.

Have you ever had a song written about you?

"Baby Face" was written about me, I think! My Mama sings it to me all the time cuz I've got the cutest little baby face.

If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel, which would it be?

My bed sheets. Kinda silly to not wash a bath towel cuz then it'd be a waste of time taking a bath (and those are annoying enough as it is).

What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

I've barked at people I don't even know. Something I learned from my master (not my lady).

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

You can't get drunk off water. But it do make you pee something fierce!

Why are you doing this survey?

Cuz my Mama says I'll get no good nite cookie if I don't!

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

I don't use toilet paper.

Do you have any strange phobias?

Not getting my good nite cookie... I get nightmares about that sometimes.

What is in the back seat of your car right now?

My blankie and I think my Mama's hat.

When was the last time you threw up?

I threw up a toothbrush once that I ate. Other throw ups pale in compare.

What's your favorite curse word?

BARROOOOOO-ROW. And only Dr. Doolittle could tell you what that means.

Name one person who made you smile today?

My Mama always makes me smile.

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?

Waiting for somebody to have some doggoned breakfast.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

Taking a nap -- which I intend to return to (but not without that cookie in my belly).

Have you ever been to a strip club?

That'd be awesome! Bacon strips? Mmmmmmmm.

What is the last thing you said aloud?

Sounded like ARF but I really wasn't saying anything. Just nonsense.

What is the best ice cream flavor?

Strawberry

What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water.

What are you wearing right now?

Nothing.

Last food you ate?

Lamb kibbles.

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

My Mama bought me a sun dress with sunflowers on it.

When is the last time you ran?

Someone rang the doorbell yesterday and I ran to the door to tell him off.

Last movie you saw?

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore were on earlier tonight.

Ever go camping?

Yup. I wanted to meet a bear but my Mama says that wouldn't be a good idea. He might eat me.

Were you ever an honor roll student in school?

Honor roll? Is that some kind of sushi?

Do you like sushi?

No. That's why I asked.

Do you have a tan?

I have a golden color all year round.

Do you drink your coke from a straw?

Soda gives me gas.

What did your last text say?

Soda gives me gas? I don't get it.

Are you someones best friend?

Coco cockatiel. He says 'Hello' and sings to me whenever he sees me.

Where is your Mama right now?

Sitting pretty here beside me.

What color is your watch?

I don't need a watch to tell time. Sun comes up, it's day. Sun goes down, it's night.

What do you think of when you think of Australia?

Kangaroos. I want to meet a kangaroo. My Mama says that wouldn't be a good idea. He might hop or step on me.

Ever ridden on a roller coaster?

At the Mall of America -- but don't tell anybody okay? I want to do it again!

What is your birthstone?

I don't get it.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I like the drive-thru. I get to bark at the speaker and cause all sorts of ruckus.

What is your favorite number?

One. Cuz I'm number one.

Do you have a dog?

I am a dog!

What does your first memory of your sister involve?

We cuddled beside our Mama.

What is the biggest annoyance in your life right now?

Not having enough cookies. Having to wait for cookies.

Last phone call?

I don't put much stock in phones.

Are you allergic to anything?

Weeds.

Favorite shoes that you wear all the time?

I don't like shoes. They make me walk funny. (Wasn't there already a question like this?)

Do you own an IPod?

No. Buy my Mama does.

Do any of your friends have children?

Coco's by himself so I guess not.

What do you work as?

Princess of Yorkshire Terriers (and Terriers in general).

Do you hate anyone right now?

Doorknockers and doorbell ringers. Especially the ones that don't go away after I tell them to.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?

Princesses are ageless.

Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yup. Not as awesome as Disneyland.

How did you get one of your scars?

I got neutered.

A band you thought was cool when you were 13?

??????

Wanna have kids before you are 30?

I'm neutered!

Something you’ve always wanted to learn to do?

Karate.

Where would you like to be in 10 years?

Sitting pretty atop a sugar mountain of cookies.

Name 3 things you did today?

Ate. Pee-pee'd. Dookie'd. Ate some more.

Name the last 3 bands you saw live?

Some moron said doggies can't go to concerts.

How many hours of sleep do you get at night?

I don't watch the clock while I'm sleeping.

Do you like your hair?

I think it's pretty nice. Especially after my Lady gives me a cute trim.

Name 3 places you would like to travel to?

Bahamas, Spain, the South Pole to see the penguins.

What was the last board game you played?

Candyland.

Ever had a black eye?

No. I've got a nice set of choppers for anyone who wants to try.

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